Monday, September 21, 2015

Lines, as in Sappy Pick-up Lines

The hero of Ana's time travel sends the heroine flowers with this sappy line written on the card: ‘My life is complete now that I have found you.’

Here are some more:

Aren't you tired? You have been running in my mind all night.

If you were standing in front of a mirror holding 11 red roses you would be looking at the 12 most beautiful things in the world.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only "ten" I see.

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your name tag!"

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

Somebody better call God because he's missing an angel.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Hey, don't frown - you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.


  1. LOL, most of those are truly sappy! (apart from yours!)
    Actually, I've used something similar in Fragrance of Violets, but near the end, not as a pick up line: "I tried to live without you and maybe I could live without you, but I don't want to, because my life wouldn’t be complete."

  2. Whoa, those are definitely...something!