Monday, September 21, 2015

Lines, as in Sappy Pick-up Lines

The hero of Ana's time travel sends the heroine flowers with this sappy line written on the card: ‘My life is complete now that I have found you.’

Here are some more:

Aren't you tired? You have been running in my mind all night.

If you were standing in front of a mirror holding 11 red roses you would be looking at the 12 most beautiful things in the world.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only "ten" I see.

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your name tag!"

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

Somebody better call God because he's missing an angel.

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Hey, don't frown - you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.

2 comments:

  1. LOL, most of those are truly sappy! (apart from yours!)
    Actually, I've used something similar in Fragrance of Violets, but near the end, not as a pick up line: "I tried to live without you and maybe I could live without you, but I don't want to, because my life wouldn’t be complete."

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  2. Whoa, those are definitely...something!

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