Tuesday, June 5, 2012

I'll Tell You What I Want (What I Really, Really Want)

What do I want? In general:
More specifically:
·       Someone to remove the sensor in my butt that ensures someone needs something the second I sit down.
·       Hair that looks smooth and sleek, rather than frizzy and horizontal, regardless of how much product I put in it.
·       My body to let me sleep, uninterrupted, past 6 a.m. occasionally.
·       A maid, butler and chauffeur for a week.
·       A transporter.
·       Healthy food that tastes as good as junk food.
·       Darwin’s “survival of the fittest” to work a little faster.


  1. Seriously funny, Jen!
    I second the want for nights of uninterrupted sleep. My body must be trying for the world record of hotflashs at night.

  2. I'm not there, yet, Ana, but I suspect that as soon as my body decides to let me sleep past 6, I'll move right along to the hot flashes.

  3. So is that way people always need me the moment I sit down! I never would have guessed!

  4. Great list! I have no problem with sleeping after 6am - but then I don't usually go to bed until about 1am.
    Curious about why you want a transport though!

  5. Angela, I'm so sorry that we share the same sensor. Let me know if you figure out a way to get rid of it!

    Paula, I want a transporter, like on Star Trek, that can instantaneously beam me anywhere I want to go.

  6. I'm with you on the sleep thing, although I usually do get around 9 hours a night, so I really can't complain. (I do get up once or twice, so it's not uniterrupted, but it works for me!)

    The sensor thing made me laugh!

  7. Debra, I'm telling you, it happens ever. single. time.

  8. I wouldn't mind sleeping past 3 am.
    do you have blackout drapes. that helped me get over the 6am wake up. And then the birds. I had to start using earplug. Those chatterbugs wake me up in the morning.

  9. My room is dark enough, my eyes just open. Love your name, by the way! :)

  10. I always want that kind of transporter at the end of a holiday, Jen. Beam me home, Scotty!

  11. lol ! Was just wishing I could serve bags of potato chips as a healthy meal....