Tuesday, June 5, 2012

I'll Tell You What I Want (What I Really, Really Want)


What do I want? In general:
Peace
Love
Sleep
Freedom
Inspiration
Health
Laughter
More specifically:
·       Someone to remove the sensor in my butt that ensures someone needs something the second I sit down.
·       Hair that looks smooth and sleek, rather than frizzy and horizontal, regardless of how much product I put in it.
·       My body to let me sleep, uninterrupted, past 6 a.m. occasionally.
·       A maid, butler and chauffeur for a week.
·       A transporter.
·       Healthy food that tastes as good as junk food.
·       Darwin’s “survival of the fittest” to work a little faster.

11 comments:

  1. Seriously funny, Jen!
    I second the want for nights of uninterrupted sleep. My body must be trying for the world record of hotflashs at night.

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  2. I'm not there, yet, Ana, but I suspect that as soon as my body decides to let me sleep past 6, I'll move right along to the hot flashes.

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  3. So is that way people always need me the moment I sit down! I never would have guessed!

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  4. Great list! I have no problem with sleeping after 6am - but then I don't usually go to bed until about 1am.
    Curious about why you want a transport though!

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  5. Angela, I'm so sorry that we share the same sensor. Let me know if you figure out a way to get rid of it!

    Paula, I want a transporter, like on Star Trek, that can instantaneously beam me anywhere I want to go.

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  6. I'm with you on the sleep thing, although I usually do get around 9 hours a night, so I really can't complain. (I do get up once or twice, so it's not uniterrupted, but it works for me!)

    The sensor thing made me laugh!

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  7. Debra, I'm telling you, it happens ever. single. time.

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  8. I wouldn't mind sleeping past 3 am.
    do you have blackout drapes. that helped me get over the 6am wake up. And then the birds. I had to start using earplug. Those chatterbugs wake me up in the morning.

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  9. My room is dark enough, my eyes just open. Love your name, by the way! :)

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  10. I always want that kind of transporter at the end of a holiday, Jen. Beam me home, Scotty!

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  11. lol ! Was just wishing I could serve bags of potato chips as a healthy meal....

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